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UFO Descends upon White House
Friday, October 29, 2010 At approximately 2:45 p.m. today, a UFO was said to have slowly descended from the clouds to hover over the White House. Seconds after making its appearance, a bright beam of...
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Robots Discriminated Against
ROBOTS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST This report just in from our correspondent, B. F. Lyer A piece of sweeping and controversial legislation was passed today banning all robots from driving motor vehicles....
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Man Marries Giant Crawdad
MAN MARRIES GIANT CRAWDAD This report just in from our correspondent, Diss N. Genuous: Barney Frankfurter, a California fisherman, met his bride when she took a hook for him on a hot summer evening...
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Amazing New Weight Loss Breakthrough
People strive to lose weight; they go on diets, they exercise, they count calories. Amazing news has just been released on a drug that reduces and stunts weight gain? Scientists took a healthy,...
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Laundry Stages Protest
A wardrobe gathered today in front of the Delbert Jones residence in North Wichita to protest cruel and inhumane treatment of clothes by the family. A spokesman for the group, a pink shirt, claims the...
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Possible Censure for Rangel…So Harsh!
Filed by freelance journalist, Mekes U. Sik Rep. Charles Rangel, Democrat from New York, was convicted on 11 of 13 charges against him. The ethics committee recommended censure. According to the AP,...
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Mysterious Orb Makes Appearance On Peak
This just in from Mt. Everest. The clouds have parted on the high peak, revealing an astonishing sight perched just behind the summit; a giant luminous sphere, blazing with an internal light....
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Kids Busted for Selling Cupcakes
New Castle boys were reported to the police by a town councilman for selling cupcakes in the park this fall. The police are cracking down on these pockets of illicit enterprise, setting a harsh...
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Wizard on the loose in the USA
Breaking News It has been discovered that a wizard of immense power has traveled through the Giant Blue Iris Portal and has arrived on Earth near the center of the United States. The wizard had to...
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Volcano To Be Arrested
Offensive Volcano Mount Bromo, a volcano in Indonesia, is spewing plumes of smoke and ash into the air. Not only is the volcano causing pollution and disrupting flight schedules due to visibility...
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